December 2010
I wasnt high. I am now. What?
I'm so high, bitch. I'm the key on B Fraklin's...
I want to be someone's everything.
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every bitch before me was a mistake and every...
yep. They just a downgrade of being a bitch because you’re the mega bitch. The bitches before you were a mistake but since you’re the biggest bitch, you were a regret.
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time to go whack off and pass out with my cock in...
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have...
I lost a follower again. I don't blame any of you....
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cuddle, movie, sex, cuddle, end of the movie.
I should just make a tumblr where I go around...
home is when I'm alone with you
and also that place that I grew up in, not counting mom’s womb.
ha. Tumblr, you whore.
I like it when there are two people on tumblr...
The truth is I've been saying off the wall shit...
Don't do it. Don't do it.
Meth
going on a following spree because my dash is too...
I hate when you're all happy and listening to...
maybe that’s just me.
you know what's stupid.
you
always-onmymind-afraidnot asked: OWOWOW Ya make meh laugh. Thats moreee than enough. So where do you get your drugs?
I need to get off tumblr when I'm high. (best...
bad things happen.
Like last week, I was on and about 50 chinchillas came out of my closet and carried my little sister away to this undiscovered island. So I got my gps out and found the island. There I was attacked by this jesus looking figure except he had giant hooves where his feet should’ve been and turtle neck on. So I got out these daggers that can pierce through anything. But then...
always-onmymind-afraidnot asked: OWOWOW Ya make meh laugh. Thats moreee than enough. So where do you get your drugs?
human-defect asked: are you crazy?
human-defect asked: are you crazy?
what if there was a pipe bomb in your vagina
pussy explosion.
Do me a favor. Go to a mirror right now... And...
Remember when you thought I actually gave a fuck...
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That awkward moment when a veteran rolls in.
well, sir! Although I may not agree with what you...
Reality tv is nothing like reality
You're a cunt
"hold on. let me just turn my rape mode off."
I tried to cunt punt that bitch. But then my foot...
One day, when your crippled and old, you're going...
why people follow me:
Because I’m fucking awesome.
Because I’m fucking awesome.
Because I’m fucking awesome.
Because I’m fucking awesome.
Because I’m fucking awesome.
Because I’m fucking awesome.
Because I’m fucking awesome.
Because I’m fucking awesome.
Because I’m fucking awesome.
Because I’m fucking awesome.
Because I’m fucking awesome.
...
Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut
next time she bites her lip in a seductive way I'm...
* guy pulls up to sonic drive-thru* "Yeah, I would...
skrip dinner? We serve strip dinners but I don’t know what the hell you talkin’ about with skrip dinner.
omgggggggggggggg. I lost a follower. It's the end...
Oh shit, I love that song.
That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height, down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a...
What the fuck is wrong with tumblr!?
I gave it aids.